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Breaking News! Ferryman Found Murdered In His Own Apartment.

  • therottingsundaily
  • Jan 17, 2023
  • 1 min read

At 09:00 am today, the dead body of the Éadóchas ferryman was discovered in the living room of his own house. The victim was found lying in a pool of his own blood with lethal stab wounds to his heart and multiple other wounds on his body, suggesting a thrilling scuffle between the assailant and him.


BLOOD EVERYWHERE

Body found by Rotting Sun Daily's very own, Harry Matthew. When asked by the correspondents, Harry Matthews was quoted saying the following:

"I was extremely shocked looking at the body, Captain R. C. Faece was like a…well, not a father perhaps but definitely an uncle. Like a distant uncle to me. I was devastated but I fought through this initial shock and rushed back to get you this news as soon as possible. Because that's what the Rotting Sun Daily stands for, truth served fast.

- Special Correspondent, Harry Matthews.


Originally posted on @therottingsundaily on Instagram on 05.02.2018.



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